18-12-15, 05:56 PM
English tourist in America, goes into a bar when he's in Nevada and having a drink spots an old Indian sitting in the corner.
tourists asks the barkeeper what's with the old Indian.
the barkeep replies "oh he's the memory Indian, just ask him anything and he will give you the correct answer.
So the tourist thinks I'll ask him about English Football, he won't know anything about that, he then asks him "who won the 1965 FA cup.
the Indian replies "Liverpool
the tourist asks who were they playing.
Indian replies "Leeds
Tourist asks what was the score.
Indian replies "2-1
Tourist "Who scored the winner
Indian replies "Ian St John
the tourists says that's amazing, he then leaves to continue his holiday.
Back home he tells everyone about this fantastic Indian.
so 9 years later he is back again on holiday in America and gets to Nevada and finds the same bar, goes in and sure as fate there is the old Indian sitting in the same place but looking much more wrinkly and old, so he decides to try to talk to him in his own language, the tourist approaches the old Indian and says "How"
The Indian replies "Diving header in the 6 yard box"
tourists asks the barkeeper what's with the old Indian.
the barkeep replies "oh he's the memory Indian, just ask him anything and he will give you the correct answer.
So the tourist thinks I'll ask him about English Football, he won't know anything about that, he then asks him "who won the 1965 FA cup.
the Indian replies "Liverpool
the tourist asks who were they playing.
Indian replies "Leeds
Tourist asks what was the score.
Indian replies "2-1
Tourist "Who scored the winner
Indian replies "Ian St John
the tourists says that's amazing, he then leaves to continue his holiday.
Back home he tells everyone about this fantastic Indian.
so 9 years later he is back again on holiday in America and gets to Nevada and finds the same bar, goes in and sure as fate there is the old Indian sitting in the same place but looking much more wrinkly and old, so he decides to try to talk to him in his own language, the tourist approaches the old Indian and says "How"
The Indian replies "Diving header in the 6 yard box"