Think bike (moped) - think twat

[DILLIGAFF]

A few years back, on hollibobs in Crete, three of us hired scooters. We were way out in the rocky barren countryside going along a virtually unused coast road. I was vaguely aware of a shout behind me followed by some "Yoofs" in a car which passed me doing about 80?

I had just been thinking of a u turn to let the others catch up and it would have been oh so easy to spin around without looking.

ALWAYS EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED!!!!!