07-11-15, 01:57 PM
When I lived in Brixton the kids would by shit loads of rockets and get some long tubes and blank one end off and foccin bazooka each other....one day a guy in a suit was walking by our house and one of the kids fired a rocket at him and it wedged into his day sack....he must have heard the rocket fizzling so he started to run....foc knows why but when the rocket went off he sort of shit himself and landed flat on his front .....me and the mrs an kids pissed ourselves laffin...then he got up and chased the kid who was screaming like a banshee and when he caught him he gave him a slap and nicked his money/fone/and remaining rockets and buggered off ......
Just flapping about on this stagnant little pond on the outer rim of the internet.....yup.... :-))