24-09-15, 03:57 PM
A Rabbi and a catholic priest are sharing a carriage on a long rail trip. They strike up a conversation and eventually the Rabbi asks the priest if he has ever broken his vows and had sex. He confides that he has and asks if the Rabbi ever ate pork. The Rabbi blushes and says yes. There follows a long awkward silence and finally the priest says...............
"It was better than pork"
"It was better than pork"
I used to not give a foc, then I discovered Red Bull and now I don't give a flying foc !!!