23-09-15, 07:24 PM
Little girl is sitting on a park bench stroking her dog when a vicar sits next to her and starts a conversation
Your a pretty little girl, whats your name. Asks the Vicar
Rosemary. Replies she replies
Oh thats lovely, says the Vicar, where did your name come from.
The little girl responds. When I was in my mumies tummy a rose petal landed on her tummy so they decided to call me Rosemary Oh thats such a sweet story says the vicar. And your doggie, whats his name
Piggy replies the little girl
And why do you call him Piggy the Vicar inquires
The little girl says Because he fucks pigs
Your a pretty little girl, whats your name. Asks the Vicar
Rosemary. Replies she replies
Oh thats lovely, says the Vicar, where did your name come from.
The little girl responds. When I was in my mumies tummy a rose petal landed on her tummy so they decided to call me Rosemary Oh thats such a sweet story says the vicar. And your doggie, whats his name
Piggy replies the little girl
And why do you call him Piggy the Vicar inquires
The little girl says Because he fucks pigs
Complete fabrication, I didn't make it up!