'Dish it' Funny bike accidents you've had

[slappy]

Scarborough races 1974, me on my new Yamaha RD250, 17 years old thought I was cool as foc, so busy staring at the birds arse on the back of the bike in front of me I didn't notice the queue of bikes had come to stop, just missed rear ending the bike in front but went sliding down on the grass in front of all my mates, I was called grass eater for the next few months.