Never had bikes in the family but as a kid neighbour had kawa z1, beautiful air cooled muscle bike. Occasionally he would let us kids sit on it (supervised) and give us a 'backie' up garden path, happy days. Back then I was a Evel Knievel fan and had the stunt cycle and t shirt. Fast forward several years, took my bike licence at 21 yrs old. Fuck them all, fuck that bitch who broke my heart, I'll show them, as Ogri says "Stuff everything -I've always got my bike".
Treat everything in life the way a dog would- if you can't eat it or foc it, forget it.