22-07-15, 09:28 AM
I was spitting feathers yesterday evening.
Riding home on the M20 I overtake a woman, she's in the inside lane doing her makeup at 60 MPH. Bottle of foundation in one hand, applying it with a sponge in the other, squinting up at the rear view mirror to make sure she applied it right. :eek
Couldn't believe what I was seeing, stayed alongside her for a bit and sounded my horn, eventually she looked over, I pointed and shock my head in the hope she might realise what she was doing was so so stupid but no, I got the finger and told to fuck off (at least that's what I lip read).
I rode alongside her for a bit longer hoping she might stop knowing I was there but no! In the end I didn't fancy being on the end of her inevitable accident and rode off.
Wish I had a camera for moments like this I would love to send that sort of evidence to the police.
I tried to remember her number in my head to report her (bit of a waste of time because the police only do anything if they have two witnesses to the crime) but by the time I'd concentrated on changing lanes to pull onto the A249 I had forgotten it! DOH!
Do you know what made it worse, no amount of focing makeup was gonna make her look pretty...... :lol
Riding home on the M20 I overtake a woman, she's in the inside lane doing her makeup at 60 MPH. Bottle of foundation in one hand, applying it with a sponge in the other, squinting up at the rear view mirror to make sure she applied it right. :eek
Couldn't believe what I was seeing, stayed alongside her for a bit and sounded my horn, eventually she looked over, I pointed and shock my head in the hope she might realise what she was doing was so so stupid but no, I got the finger and told to fuck off (at least that's what I lip read).
I rode alongside her for a bit longer hoping she might stop knowing I was there but no! In the end I didn't fancy being on the end of her inevitable accident and rode off.
Wish I had a camera for moments like this I would love to send that sort of evidence to the police.
I tried to remember her number in my head to report her (bit of a waste of time because the police only do anything if they have two witnesses to the crime) but by the time I'd concentrated on changing lanes to pull onto the A249 I had forgotten it! DOH!
Do you know what made it worse, no amount of focing makeup was gonna make her look pretty...... :lol
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