04-04-15, 03:22 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-04-15, 03:24 AM by noggythenog.)
The speed of anything can only be judged by the complete slowness of Blue bikes....It's a unit of measurement
for example a Red bike has the speed of 10 Blues
Silver bike has the speed of 8 Blues
Black bike has the speed of 5 Blues
Yellow bike has the speed of 2.75 Blues
A sloth has the speed of 2 BLues
Nissan Micra has the speed of 1.5 BLues
Polar ice caps are melting at a rate of 1.2375 Blues per year
A spam sandwich has the speed of 1.00008 Blues
for example a Red bike has the speed of 10 Blues
Silver bike has the speed of 8 Blues
Black bike has the speed of 5 Blues
Yellow bike has the speed of 2.75 Blues
A sloth has the speed of 2 BLues
Nissan Micra has the speed of 1.5 BLues
Polar ice caps are melting at a rate of 1.2375 Blues per year
A spam sandwich has the speed of 1.00008 Blues
Easiest way to go fast........don't buy a blue bike