An old flame phoned

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[size=1.35em]The Old Flame.
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[size=1.35em]I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning rang 'out-of-the-blue' [/size][size=1.35em]to see if I was still around. [/size][size=1.35em]  [/size][size=1.35em] We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. [/size][size=1.35em]I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling [/size][size=1.35em]a little of that "old magic". [/size]

[size=1.35em]"Wow!" I was flabbergasted. [/size][size=1.35em]"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have." [/size]

[size=1.35em]She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge". [/size]

[size=1.35em]"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone... everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"[/size]
[size=1.35em]She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. [/size][size=1.35em]She teased me - saying that tubby, grey-haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
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[/size][size=1.35em]The​n she giggled and said, "Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!"
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[size=1.35em]So I told her to bugger off.[/size]



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