Embarassing things I have done

[darrsi]

My wife and I plus the wee fella were walking around MFI(remember them)My son must have been about 4 at the time. We were in the bathroom display section and we lost sight of Sean for all of 30 seconds. I went looking for him and bless him there he is sitting on a toilet having a dump, paper work quickly done and hurried moved onto the next display.

You just reminded me of something from a long time ago when i was a kid.
We had a large brick shed/garage, just big enough to fit a Mini car in basically, and back in the day the doors were a bit worse for wear so were basically just left open which wasn't really a major thing back then.
I looked out of the kitchen window and asked mum who the old woman was in the garage?
Anyway, dad went out and gently asked her what she was doing and she said "I live here."
After 10 minutes of wondering what to do they eventually called the police as she was obviously a bit confused and they picked her up then found out she was from an old peoples home a few roads away.
But we had a new toilet stored in the garage, waiting to be fitted in our house, and she had also left the most massive dump in it you could ever imagine.
It was like she hadn't been to the toilet for weeks.  :lol