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Shocking new boots
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MYSTERIES: Electric People The source of some human-body sparking is a mystery. There are reports of rare people, "Electric Humans," who develop high voltage on their bodies and suffer the continuous problem of "static" sparks. Their sparking occurs regardless of footwear, clothing, humidity, or even motion! Electric people are forever getting zapped when they touch others, or when they touch large metal objects. For the rest of us, "static electric" sparks can only occur after we walk across certain carpets when humidity is low, or when we wiggle around while sitting upon certain chairs. And for the rest of us, the problem vanishes when the humidity is high, or when we go barefoot or avoid wool or nylon sweaters/pants, avoid plastic seats, etc. But the bodies of "Electric Humans" instead seem to become electrified all the time, all by themselves, without involving the friction or the contact/separation of differing surfaces.
R.A. Ford mentions two cases in chapter 13 of his book HOMEMADE LIGHTNING (1991 Tab Books). In one case from 1837 a woman could repeatedly jump sparks 1-1/2" long to a metal object while she stood still on a thick carpet, or she could continuously create 1/16" sparks much faster (once per second.) Another case took place in 1920, when prison inmates in upstate New York suffering from Botulin food poisoning were found to be "electrified." They were able to attract paper, create sparks, etc., even when partially submerged in a bathtub. (Obviously the bathtub must not have been attached to grounded pipes, otherwise the excess charge would have vanished instantly.)
In modern times an Electric Human would have additional problems besides irritating sparks. Computers, stereo equipment, digital watches, etc., are easily damaged by high voltage and spark discharges. All sorts of electronic appliances would not survive very long under the electrostatic barrage. An electric human would be advized to buy mechanical watches, and to avoid buying any appliance which contains a microprocessor.
Unfortunately, scientific skepticism is currently at an all time high, so if a person with this sparking problem was to seek help, they would probably be ridiculed and their sanity questioned! Scientists don't believe in "electric people." Reputable scientists "know" that Electric Humans are mere superstition and cannot exist. Therefor anyone claiming to have this problem is irrational, perhaps deranged! At least the internet is there, giving opportunity for 'charged humans' to tell their stories (for example, at: REPORT YOUR UNUSUAL PHENOMENA)

So, in conclusion, you are to be ridiculed, have your sanity questioned, are irrational and possibly deranged. Hope this helps. :lol
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Shocking new boots - by darrsi - 27-12-14, 12:05 PM
Re: Shocking new boots - by mickvp - 27-12-14, 02:43 PM
Re: Shocking new boots - by stevierst - 27-12-14, 03:28 PM
Re: Shocking new boots - by darrsi - 27-12-14, 03:38 PM
Re: Shocking new boots - by darrsi - 27-12-14, 03:41 PM
Re: Shocking new boots - by JoeRock - 27-12-14, 07:49 PM
Re: Shocking new boots - by noggythenog - 27-12-14, 08:07 PM
Re: Shocking new boots - by darrsi - 27-12-14, 11:32 PM
Re: Shocking new boots - by His Dudeness - 27-12-14, 11:54 PM
Re: Shocking new boots - by dazza - 28-12-14, 12:05 AM
Re: Shocking new boots - by darrsi - 28-12-14, 12:07 AM
Re: Shocking new boots - by darrsi - 28-12-14, 12:12 AM
Re: Shocking new boots - by darrsi - 28-12-14, 12:16 AM
Re: Shocking new boots - by His Dudeness - 28-12-14, 12:17 AM
Re: Shocking new boots - by darrsi - 28-12-14, 12:18 AM
Re: Shocking new boots - by darrsi - 28-12-14, 11:50 AM
Re: Shocking new boots - by noggythenog - 28-12-14, 12:02 PM
Re: Shocking new boots - by darrsi - 28-12-14, 12:55 PM
Re: Shocking new boots - by JoeRock - 29-12-14, 12:46 PM
Re: Shocking new boots - by darrsi - 30-12-14, 12:02 PM
Re: Shocking new boots - by darrsi - 30-12-14, 01:30 PM
Re: Shocking new boots - by bri h - 30-12-14, 01:54 PM
Re: Shocking new boots - by darrsi - 30-12-14, 02:47 PM
Re: Shocking new boots - by Simon.Pieman - 30-12-14, 03:01 PM
Re: Shocking new boots - by darrsi - 30-12-14, 04:35 PM
Re: Shocking new boots - by darrsi - 31-12-14, 06:50 AM
Re: Shocking new boots - by Rexr - 31-12-14, 06:12 PM
Re: Shocking new boots - by darrsi - 31-12-14, 10:55 PM

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