I smell a Rat

[BIG MAC]

We have cats...cats that for some fecking reason don't kill rats ...no they bring them home and then let them go! Thankfully it's not too often. Once upon a time they brought a rat in and we hadn't realised..and this rat was like a samurai rat..the fecker ransacked cupboards at night..got inside the range cooker and ate the wiring ...tried normal poison, rat traps baited with peanut butter and chocolate..nothing, The bloody thing got into the drywall and set up home (I was praying it wasn't a pregnant female) I put the bait blocks out and the thing ate half a bucket of them over about ten days before it expired...the stink was vile..and it was inside the wall...In the end I smashed out the boarding to get rid of the thing...
You have my sympathy