Whoever threadlocks first is a penis

[noggythenog]

I'll quite happily give up freedom for beer!

I agree Christo..............ask me what underwear I'm wearing :biker........ok...if you insist..... my baggy boxer shorts......I call them my night shift pants as they give me unrestricted movement & a sense of heightened entitlement during the wee, dark hours.......they make my balls feel like an Eritrean HGV free-runner whos packet of rib n saucy nik naks just got caught up in the spinning coil of a Dover vending machine and cost him his first pilfered pound coin.

But i'd happily wear a pair of budgy smugglers instead if it meant that I could have a beer on the night shift instead. 8)

fuck freedom!