Whoever threadlocks first is a penis

[Aegis Bearing Mel]

Mr Mac took a modicum of umbrage at the fact that his initial "Whoever posts last is best" thread was locked straight away by a dashing Ad-mod, so decided that it was cheating and started this one.

Anyway, what's the point of this thread?
Is it to see which one of the mods get pissed off with it and lock it?     
Or


Does getting it banished to the naughty corner count as a win?

Let's see what else happens to it...