17-09-14, 03:56 AM
Every time I sneeze in front of my mum she says " I beg your pardon"
so I say " you are pardoned mother" to which she always makes a face and calls me a smart arse and then I again have to explain that she has said it back to front.....again!
she'll never learn though :wall
Easiest way to go fast........don't buy a blue bike