Wheeled the bike out , so I could look at it.
Donned a pair of shorts
Jumped in the swimming pool all afternoon
Brother came round, jumped in the swimming pool with me
Called a couple of bitches to come round with some food and bikinis
Cracked open some ciders and ate the food
Decided it was too hot for the bike
Bitches went home
Got out my pre-exam learning materials
Done a bit of revision
Got chainsaw out of shed
Syphoned petrol out of bike and lawnmower
Couldn't start chainsaw
Brother went home
Storm started closing in
Went down pub to see a ska band
Found myself surrounded by more bitches
Morale of the story is.....
Sometimes, there's a lot more going on and it's just too hot to even think about riding the bike, let alone what you're going to wear 8)
Donned a pair of shorts
Jumped in the swimming pool all afternoon
Brother came round, jumped in the swimming pool with me
Called a couple of bitches to come round with some food and bikinis
Cracked open some ciders and ate the food
Decided it was too hot for the bike
Bitches went home
Got out my pre-exam learning materials
Done a bit of revision
Got chainsaw out of shed
Syphoned petrol out of bike and lawnmower
Couldn't start chainsaw
Brother went home
Storm started closing in
Went down pub to see a ska band
Found myself surrounded by more bitches
Morale of the story is.....
Sometimes, there's a lot more going on and it's just too hot to even think about riding the bike, let alone what you're going to wear 8)