14-07-14, 05:28 PM
I was down my local today having a swift pint when i eyed up 3 ladies with what sounded like my native scottish accent........a bit on the plump side by would still get it. :b
"Are Yous ladies from Scotland?" I said.
"Noaw boyo.......Wales innit you fat prick!!!"
"Oh im really sorry" i said......."ill start again"
"Are yous foccin WHALES from Scotland?" :lol
Easiest way to go fast........don't buy a blue bike