01-07-14, 10:28 PM
Went for a good blast today and ended up at the sea side. Walked along the prom and came across some bloke and his Mrs having a right barney on the beach in front of a load of kids. It got a bit physical and someone called the police. Copper arrived in no time at all and had to draw his baton to calm the bloke down, there was a bit of a scuffle and somehow the bloke got hold of the baton and started hitting his wife and the copper with it. Then out of nowhere a crocodile turned up and ate all the sausages!!!!!