God, I hate this pile of shite

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Lets get this right.  Your parents are funding you through uni so you end up paying them back rather than paying the Government back a student loan for the next 30 years of your life.  They've bought you a car and paid for your insurance as they think you will kill yourself on a bike (and they are probably right), you claim to have no money but you've been spending money on bits to make a dogs dinner out of what could have been restored into a mint Fazer and, despite being convinced you can bodge together lots of bits from other bikes into something that will work and look good, you claim to not have the skills to change a bloody head gasket?  You can get a Haynes manual from your local library so that won't cost you a penny.  Stop moaning, sit down with the manual, look at the pictures and read the words and then get out there and sort it.
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You missed out 'training to be an Engineer'