God, I hate this pile of shite

[ChristoT]

Christo, how about suggesting to them that you fix the bike up yourself (using money from the car or whatever). Then if they still really don't feel safe with you on a bike (my Ma certainly never will like me having a bike, but she still wouldn't stop me as she knows how much I love it), perhaps suggest that they pay for some "safety enhancements" - new gear, or maybe even just the bike safe course? That way, you'll have transport for now (for the love of god don't crash it or blow it up) and your parents might sleep a bit easier knowing you've had some enhanced training?

Joe, that is EXACTLY what I am suggesting to them!! And I have already said I will be self-enrolling on Bikesafe! In terms of gear, I almost alwys rid in full gear - my minimum is jacket, lid, gloves. So far, my gear policy has left me uninjured, so I see no reason to change it.

And it is this proposal they are nixing.