someone's been naughty?

[TonyW]

Many years ago at my first bike rally I was initiated by having pints poured over me all night til I was soaked. Once I was in my tent pissed out of my head asleep two bags of flour and a 6 pack of eggs were chucked in and liberally spread around. I woke up unable to open my eyes and glued to the sleeping bag, my clothes and the tent itself. The only two things to survive the experience were me, and my leather jacket which was nice and supple after being cleaned.