alternative fuel?

[mr self destruct]

I'm just starting a new job which involves a pay cut so we've had to make a few cut backs. My Mrs suggested I don't ride as much (of course she didn't suggest fucking off her horse!) I'm thinking of getting some spuds and making some moonshine to try or fitting LPG tanks to save cash. Anyone else tried this? Can you fit a gas tank under the seat? Or wound it be better with 2 smaller ones under the fairing infils? Also what percentage alcohol does a foxeye run best on?

I fucking hate horses. Dirty, stupid, unpredictable and only 1bhp.

Looking at it seriously, given that a Fazer does 40-50mpg, you might be better off selling it and downgrading to a 250 or a 300 that gets into the 90s. Maybe even a 125 that gets 100+mpg if motorways can be avoided. I know it's hardly what you want to hear, but if cash is tight at least it'll keep you riding.