10-06-14, 06:40 PM
Make the excuse to your missus that you need to go to the garage for summat car related from the forecourt shop, she say" I know your going for a ride" you say "sweetheart, of course not, tanks nearly empty anyhoo" then you sneakily fill up at the garage to go for a ride, realise you've forgotten your card, and have to phone her to pay for it... :o