Bollocks about the dogs,,,what about my friggin BEES

[Doddsie]

The only real way of getting rid of bees is the old fashion way. You need to fill a small bowl (breakfast size) with a solution of warm water with sugar dissolved in it. This needs to be placed in direct sunlight early in the morning so the bees can smell it first thing. You will notice that to start with, only a few bees will feed from it, but within around 3-4 hours most of the nest (bumble bees dont swarm) will congregate around the bowl. You then need to resonate with the bees, this is a simple process, if you listen to the bees you will hear that they all hum in time. All you need to do is play music within a close proximity that matches the bees hum. It has been studied by experts and apparently the best song for this is "Day trip to Bangor" by Fiddlers Dram.
  Once the bees start doing the waggle dance, they become hypnotised and completely under your control. You then need sing the song quite loudly while skipping around the garden in your underpants, the bees will follow you, buzzing along in time, and you can lead them away from your house to a place of your choosing.


Hope this helps!!!