13-05-14, 04:47 PM
(13-05-14, 03:29 PM)risticuss link Wrote: [quote author=dazza link=topic=13085.msg147975#msg147975 date=1399974349]
Tell her not to worry, I resisted the urge to chop it down. Just carved my name in it instead. 8)
Tastefully I hope, italics and everything.
I've only cut one tree down with an axe, an elder to put up a fence. Bastard thing still keeps shooting though despite the copious amounts of stump killer, salt and explosives. Think I'll have to get my boss over with his tractor.
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drill holes in it and fill it with creosote.
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - strawberries in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming - WOO HOO! What a Ride!"