04-05-14, 11:10 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-05-14, 11:57 AM by Gingernutz.)
Quote:[size=78%]This year:[/size]
No getting absolutely blotto on night 1
No wrenching ankle out of place dancing
No strangling Diane
.... Maybe, we'll see! I'll rely on Hamos or Fizzy as a carer....
Damn - didn't realise we had to make resolutions.
Okay then
- Only one pissup per night - i.e. no getting drunk with the English in the afternoon and then starting again when the Scots arrive
- No falling asleep in random places around the place
- No kitchen cabinet surfing - though thats more for Moff than me
- More dancing less drinking (as if)
- Go to bed before the Saturday rise out
- Wear my acrylic jumper at all times
- And for foc and Moffs sake bring home all my belongings this year (this will be a first)