26-04-14, 01:46 PM
English Cow, Scottish horse and a Welsh sheep are in bed all tucked up tight.....looking at foc-u on their ipads.
The cow shouts foccin mooooooooooooooove over........& pushes the horse.
The horse says Neighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bother.......& pushes the sheep.
The sheep falls out the bed & bashes its bonce off the floor.
Ya foccin Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaastards!!!!!!!!it bleets!!!!
Moral of the story is:-
Easiest way to go fast........don't buy a blue bike