Just a joke

[slimwilly]

[color=rgb(40, 40, 40)][/color][color=rgb(68, 68, 68)]Stewart and his wife Barbara go to the county fair every year,[/color][color=rgb(40, 40, 40)][/size]

[/color][color=rgb(68, 68, 68)][/size]And every year Stewart would say, "Barbara, I'd like to ride in that helicopter"[/color][color=rgb(68, 68, 68)][/size]Barbara always replied,[/color][color=rgb(68, 68, 68)][/size]"I know Stewart, but that helicopter ride is seventy quid, and seventy quid is seventy quid!"[/color][color=rgb(68, 68, 68)][/size]One year later Stewart and Barbara went to the fair, and Stewart said, "Barbara, I'm 75 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance"[/color][color=rgb(68, 68, 68)][/size]To this, Barbara replied,[/color][color=rgb(68, 68, 68)][/size]"Stewart, that helicopter ride is seventy quid, and seventy quid is seventy quid"[/color][color=rgb(68, 68, 68)][/size]The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal.[/color][color=rgb(68, 68, 68)][/size]I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's seventy quid. "[/color][color=rgb(68, 68, 68)][/size]Stewart and Barbara agreed and up they went.[/color][color=rgb(68, 68, 68)][/size]The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard.[/color][color=rgb(68, 68, 68)][/size]He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,[/color][color=rgb(68, 68, 68)][/size]But still not a word...[/color][color=rgb(68, 68, 68)][/size]When they landed, the pilot turned to Stewart and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.[/color][color=rgb(68, 68, 68)][/size]I'm impressed!"[/color][color=rgb(68, 68, 68)][/size]Stewart replied, "Well, to tell you the truth I almost said something when Barbara fell out,[/color][color=rgb(68, 68, 68)][/size]But you know, seventy quid is seventy quid!" [/color]
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