24-04-14, 10:29 PM
[color=rgb(40, 40, 40)]A man and his wife are lying in bed when there,s a loud knock on the door,the man opens his bedroom window and shouts "what the hell do you want at this time of the night its 3 o,clock in the morning" a voice calls back "could you give me a push please"? the man shouts back down"NO,I F##KING CANT,NOW P#SS OFF AND LET US SLEEP" then gets back into bed.[/color]
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[/color][color=rgb(40, 40, 40)]His wife say to him "that was a bit harsh on him love,you never know when you may need some help off someone yourself.The man thinks on it for a while,and says "yes,your right love i,ll go and sort him out" the man wearily trudges downstairs and opens his front door,he then calls out to the stranger "HELLO, WHERE ABOUT ARE YOU MATE" a voice calls back.........................i,m over here on the swings!!! [/color][color=rgb(40, 40, 40)]
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[/color][color=rgb(40, 40, 40)]His wife say to him "that was a bit harsh on him love,you never know when you may need some help off someone yourself.The man thinks on it for a while,and says "yes,your right love i,ll go and sort him out" the man wearily trudges downstairs and opens his front door,he then calls out to the stranger "HELLO, WHERE ABOUT ARE YOU MATE" a voice calls back.........................i,m over here on the swings!!! [/color][color=rgb(40, 40, 40)]
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