"Does it hurt if you come off?" Of course not, it feels like being licked by rainbow ponys!
"My mates got a bike, its a blue one...do you know him" oh the bloke on the blue bike, of course I know him, why didn't you say so before? TWAT
"Looking at you I would have thought you would ride a Harley" What? Are you calling me a homosexual?
"Why do you have a bike that does 160 if you only allowed to do 70 in this country?" Why the fuck does your car do 110 then?
"Why is one of your brakes hydraulic and one cable?" (looking at the levers on the bars) There are no words that can be used to respond to a question like this just a head shake and a slow walk away
"My mates got a bike, its a blue one...do you know him" oh the bloke on the blue bike, of course I know him, why didn't you say so before? TWAT
"Looking at you I would have thought you would ride a Harley" What? Are you calling me a homosexual?
"Why do you have a bike that does 160 if you only allowed to do 70 in this country?" Why the fuck does your car do 110 then?
"Why is one of your brakes hydraulic and one cable?" (looking at the levers on the bars) There are no words that can be used to respond to a question like this just a head shake and a slow walk away
Owner of Motorcycle Republic, Specialist in unfucking things that others have fucked up.