Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?

[Frosties]

Thinking along the lines of what I've been asked:

"I bet you get wet on that thing when it rains"

or

"Is it cold on a bike during winter?"

Both the above plus how "how fast is it" and "seriously, you don't pay Congestion Charge or Parking" - nope just a quid a day in Westminster "a feckin quid"........


Aaaaaand the classic "how many times you come off it" - feck off!! :lol