Making a Pig's Ear Out of Booking Mother's Day Lunch

[Frosties]

Better to keep the kids happy otherwise they will moan their through the day spoiling it....tell her she's getting a foccin McDonalds and a seeing to when the kids go to bed :lol

No chance there of a session - it's like the friggin Sahara in my house  :rolleyes

Sounds 100% Frosty :thumbup

Tell you what though, get rid of the kids one night and cook her the seafood risotto, works a treat I tell yer!

Nooooooooo, if I don't stick with the chicken I'll get confused and end up giving her fish fingers 

Cooked (roast) chicken from the supermarket, all you've got to do is the veg...

Just remember to go and get it early enough as there will be a queue of can't cook won#t cooks there.  :lol 

Good shout fella, that'll save a few hours in her kitchen  :lol

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Swap above for Chicken - check!
Drink rest of wine (white) - check!


So mushrooms in bread crumbs with dip to start, roast chicken done as above with veg and new spuds, followed by 8 varieties of cheese cake.


Sound ok Sharpy & Foley?

If you're doing chicken, throw some onion quarters and carrot chunks (i.e. cut carrot into 2 or 3 bits) on the tray around the chicken. They take the flavour of the chicken juices and will be the best thing on your plate. Fit in as many as you can! You can also put some inside the bird but I don't bother as the ones on the tray are better.

10:40 pm and I'm wondering if it's too late to make myself some chicken...
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Ahhhh crap, back to the cooking then - liking the idea of the carrots! Ahhhh, if the chicken is wrapped in foil as per earlier, do the carrots go inside the foil  :o . yeah I know it's a f*ckwit question.


Loving the advice fellas - I could/maybe/possibly just be Golden Balls for a few hours....  :lol