"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life." my boss told me.
"Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009." I informed him.
"Really?" he asked.
"No." I said.
"Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009." I informed him.
"Really?" he asked.
"No." I said.
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.