Has anyone tried alternatives for lubricating your chain!!!!

[mr self destruct]

Just run up the engine on the centre stand, stick her in top gear with the revs on, then rub a block of lard on the rear sprocket coating it liberally.

When the lard gets hot, it melts and lubricates, and when you stop it hardens again!

It's a revelation in chain lubing!

















Oh god, I hope no-one tries this........  :o :o:o:o:o???

Tried & tested mate, I thought I'd do it at the same time as I was scrubbing in my new back tyre by holding sandpaper up to it. Kill two birds with one stone and all that.