04-02-14, 04:38 PM
Pippa Middleton's arse is like a JK Rowling book.....you know Harry's going to be in it
Why did the seaman cross the road.......because it was my first wank in 2 months
Why didn't Eva Braun give Hitler a blowjob.....because it always left a Nazi taste in her mouth
You know you're watching too much porn when you go to hospital and expect a blowjob
Three Celtic fans walk into a bar....a priest, a poof and a paedophile.......and that was just the first one
Nintendo have brought out some new games for Scottish children...Wii Shite, Wii bastard and Wii Fucker
Why did the seaman cross the road.......because it was my first wank in 2 months
Why didn't Eva Braun give Hitler a blowjob.....because it always left a Nazi taste in her mouth
You know you're watching too much porn when you go to hospital and expect a blowjob
Three Celtic fans walk into a bar....a priest, a poof and a paedophile.......and that was just the first one
Nintendo have brought out some new games for Scottish children...Wii Shite, Wii bastard and Wii Fucker