Oh fuck, not again....

[Dead Eye]

Think you need to change the Madone des Motards to "turning up on whichever bike has survived my ownership"

Good to hear you aren't injured, but you really do need to start taking your riding more seriously. Perhaps use a local lamp post to try and knock some sense in to you - without the bike of course

Maybe a restriction of speed would be a good idea, more so than power... pretty sure you try to reach higher top speeds on your ZX-4 than I've attempted on the thou... and it has a somewhat larger amount of power on tap...