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Just a joke
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18-12-13, 09:47 AM
Thursday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU,
tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all
around my head, a hell of a pain over my left ear and a Drop Dead Gorgeous
Nurse hovering over me.

It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.

She looked deep & steady into my Eyes and I heard her slowly say, 

"You may not feel anything from the waist down."

I managed to mumble in reply,



"Can I feel your tits, then?”
MT-09 Tracer for those who no longer can handle a BIG boy Fazer
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Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 22-08-13, 12:04 AM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 22-08-13, 01:31 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 22-08-13, 06:27 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Chris - 22-08-13, 06:38 PM
Re: Just a joke - by His Dudeness - 22-08-13, 07:36 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 22-08-13, 10:52 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Chris - 23-08-13, 07:12 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 25-08-13, 09:53 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 25-08-13, 10:18 PM
Re: Just a joke - by ChristoT - 25-08-13, 10:57 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 26-08-13, 01:22 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 26-08-13, 04:47 PM
Re: Just a joke - by darrsi - 26-08-13, 07:49 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 26-08-13, 10:35 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 26-08-13, 10:37 PM
Re: Just a joke - by ChristoT - 27-08-13, 12:08 AM
Re: Just a joke - by mickvp - 27-08-13, 12:18 AM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 27-08-13, 08:34 AM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 27-08-13, 06:06 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 27-08-13, 11:45 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 27-08-13, 11:50 PM
Re: Just a joke - by DILLIGAFF - 28-08-13, 02:02 PM
Re: Just a joke - by DryRob - 28-08-13, 02:07 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 28-08-13, 02:25 PM
Re: Just a joke - by jackojet - 28-08-13, 02:48 PM
Re: Just a joke - by hotmetal - 28-08-13, 03:48 PM
Re: Just a joke - by snapper - 28-08-13, 03:53 PM
Re: Just a joke - by richfzs - 28-08-13, 04:06 PM
Re: Just a joke - by dazza - 28-08-13, 04:11 PM
Re: Just a joke - by bigbluebear - 28-08-13, 04:14 PM
Re: Just a joke - by bigbluebear - 28-08-13, 04:18 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Chris - 28-08-13, 04:20 PM
Re: Just a joke - by dazza - 28-08-13, 04:22 PM
Re: Just a joke - by bigbluebear - 28-08-13, 04:25 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 28-08-13, 04:26 PM
Re: Just a joke - by jackojet - 28-08-13, 04:43 PM
Re: Just a joke - by bigbluebear - 28-08-13, 05:05 PM
Re: Just a joke - by bigbluebear - 28-08-13, 05:10 PM
Re: Just a joke - by bigbluebear - 28-08-13, 05:13 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Grahamm - 29-08-13, 12:58 AM
Re: Just a joke - by ChristoT - 29-08-13, 05:35 AM
Re: Just a joke - by bigbluebear - 29-08-13, 07:52 AM
Re: Just a joke - by snapper - 29-08-13, 09:24 AM
Re: Just a joke - by mickvp - 29-08-13, 09:40 AM
Re: Just a joke - by Grahamm - 29-08-13, 12:55 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Enceladus - 29-08-13, 02:10 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 29-08-13, 04:08 PM
Re: Just a joke - by marksfazer - 29-08-13, 04:37 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Oldgit - 29-08-13, 06:02 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 29-08-13, 10:58 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Farjo - 29-08-13, 11:19 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 29-08-13, 11:35 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Farjo - 30-08-13, 12:28 AM
Re: Just a joke - by Chris - 30-08-13, 12:29 AM
Re: Just a joke - by jackojet - 30-08-13, 05:49 AM
Re: Just a joke - by snapper - 30-08-13, 11:08 AM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 03-09-13, 11:39 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 04-09-13, 01:49 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 04-09-13, 04:22 PM
Re: Just a joke - by red98 - 04-09-13, 04:39 PM
Re: Just a joke - by bigbluebear - 04-09-13, 07:14 PM
Re: Just a joke - by erix2 - 05-09-13, 09:26 PM
Re: Just a joke - by slimwilly - 06-09-13, 07:03 AM
Re: Just a joke - by simonm - 06-09-13, 08:42 AM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 06-09-13, 08:48 AM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 06-09-13, 08:55 AM
Re: Just a joke - by nsr500v4 - 06-09-13, 10:29 AM
Re: Just a joke - by nsr500v4 - 06-09-13, 10:33 AM
Re: Just a joke - by Enceladus - 06-09-13, 10:42 AM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 06-09-13, 01:15 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Buzz - 06-09-13, 01:32 PM
Re: Just a joke - by caretaker - 06-09-13, 05:22 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 06-09-13, 06:33 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 06-09-13, 06:50 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 07-09-13, 09:04 AM
Re: Just a joke - by caretaker - 07-09-13, 10:44 AM
Re: Just a joke - by caretaker - 07-09-13, 10:45 AM
Re: Just a joke - by simonm - 07-09-13, 10:52 AM
Re: Just a joke - by CRH - 07-09-13, 11:36 AM
Re: Just a joke - by jackojet - 07-09-13, 12:02 PM
Re: Just a joke - by dickturpin - 07-09-13, 10:59 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Ebme Geek - 10-09-13, 02:57 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Lazarus - 10-09-13, 03:42 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Lawrence - 10-09-13, 04:01 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 14-09-13, 02:18 PM
Re: Just a joke - by robby boy - 15-09-13, 12:36 AM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 19-09-13, 05:57 PM
Re: Just a joke - by unfazed - 19-09-13, 07:33 PM
Re: Just a joke - by rik - 21-09-13, 12:12 AM
Re: Just a joke - by CRH - 21-09-13, 09:24 AM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 23-09-13, 11:16 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 07-10-13, 12:05 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Liroka - 07-10-13, 04:38 PM
Re: Just a joke - by unfazed - 15-10-13, 07:53 PM
Re: Just a joke - by mr self destruct - 15-10-13, 08:17 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 15-10-13, 09:46 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Exupnut - 15-10-13, 09:54 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 15-10-13, 10:13 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Exupnut - 15-10-13, 10:23 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 15-10-13, 10:30 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Exupnut - 15-10-13, 10:57 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 15-10-13, 11:01 PM
Re: Just a joke - by dazza - 16-10-13, 04:32 AM
Re: Just a joke - by Lampwick - 16-10-13, 09:51 AM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 16-10-13, 08:09 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Dead Eye - 16-10-13, 08:15 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Skippernick - 16-10-13, 08:17 PM
Re: Just a joke - by red98 - 16-10-13, 08:18 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 16-10-13, 08:19 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Dead Eye - 16-10-13, 08:22 PM
Re: Just a joke - by red98 - 16-10-13, 08:24 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Andy FZS - 16-10-13, 09:33 PM
Just a joke - by Exupnut - 16-10-13, 09:39 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Dead Eye - 16-10-13, 09:45 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 16-10-13, 10:08 PM
Re: Just a joke - by CRH - 16-10-13, 10:29 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 16-10-13, 10:40 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Robbie8666 - 17-10-13, 08:20 AM
Re: Just a joke - by CRH - 17-10-13, 10:27 PM
Re: Just a joke - by CRH - 17-10-13, 10:38 PM
Re: Just a joke - by slimwilly - 23-10-13, 06:28 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 27-10-13, 10:18 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 28-10-13, 12:54 AM
Re: Just a joke - by CRH - 14-11-13, 05:36 PM
Re: Just a joke - by CRH - 14-11-13, 06:06 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 15-11-13, 12:35 AM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 15-11-13, 12:46 AM
Re: Just a joke - by Lazarus - 16-11-13, 11:22 AM
Re: Just a joke - by richfzs - 16-11-13, 11:29 AM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 16-11-13, 11:33 AM
Re: Just a joke - by Looney tune - 18-11-13, 08:29 AM
Re: Just a joke - by CRH - 18-11-13, 09:09 AM
Re: Just a joke - by midden - 18-11-13, 10:17 AM
Re: Just a joke - by Looney tune - 21-11-13, 07:29 PM
Re: Just a joke - by TonyW - 21-11-13, 07:57 PM
Re: Just a joke - by codgie - 21-11-13, 08:47 PM
Re: Just a joke - by slimwilly - 22-11-13, 06:56 PM
Re: Just a joke - by slimwilly - 22-11-13, 06:56 PM
Re: Just a joke - by snapper - 22-11-13, 08:02 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Frosties - 23-11-13, 02:28 PM
Re: Just a joke - by slimwilly - 24-11-13, 08:26 AM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 27-11-13, 10:38 PM
Re: Just a joke - by unfazed - 27-11-13, 11:08 PM
Re: Just a joke - by unfazed - 01-12-13, 10:18 AM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 01-12-13, 10:48 AM
Re: Just a joke - by ChristoT - 01-12-13, 12:03 PM
Re: Just a joke - by unfazed - 01-12-13, 08:57 PM
Re: Just a joke - by slimwilly - 03-12-13, 07:22 AM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 03-12-13, 10:50 AM
Re: Just a joke - by dBfazer600 - 03-12-13, 04:27 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 03-12-13, 06:59 PM
Re: Just a joke - by snapper - 03-12-13, 09:20 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 03-12-13, 09:26 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 03-12-13, 11:42 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Lawrence - 04-12-13, 12:07 AM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 04-12-13, 09:30 PM
Re: Just a joke - by dazza - 04-12-13, 09:39 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 04-12-13, 09:45 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Looney tune - 05-12-13, 09:21 AM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 05-12-13, 06:56 PM
Re: Just a joke - by clayt74 - 05-12-13, 07:14 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Dead Eye - 05-12-13, 08:38 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 05-12-13, 09:08 PM
Re: Just a joke - by NorthWestern - 05-12-13, 09:16 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Gary - 11-01-14, 01:20 AM
Re: Just a joke - by Gary - 04-02-14, 01:43 AM
Re: Just a joke - by midden - 04-02-14, 02:28 AM
Re: Just a joke - by midden - 04-02-14, 02:36 AM
Re: Just a joke - by darrsi - 04-02-14, 11:54 AM
Re: Just a joke - by dcurzon - 04-02-14, 02:56 PM
Re: Just a joke - by bigbluebear - 04-02-14, 04:38 PM
Re: Just a joke - by maddog04 - 06-02-14, 11:35 AM
Re: Just a joke - by Drax - 06-02-14, 08:44 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Exupnut - 06-02-14, 10:30 PM
Re: Just a joke - by noggythenog - 06-02-14, 10:40 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Lazarus - 07-02-14, 12:41 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Lazarus - 07-02-14, 12:42 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 11-02-14, 12:41 AM
Re: Just a joke - by darrsi - 22-02-14, 01:02 PM
Re: Just a joke - by darrsi - 22-02-14, 01:07 PM
Re: Just a joke - by unfazed - 11-03-14, 10:11 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 11-03-14, 10:22 PM
Re: Just a joke - by darrsi - 12-03-14, 11:05 AM
Re: Just a joke - by richfzs - 31-03-14, 11:05 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 08-04-14, 07:57 PM
Re: Just a joke - by slimwilly - 24-04-14, 10:29 PM
Re: Just a joke - by slimwilly - 24-04-14, 10:31 PM
Re: Just a joke - by slimwilly - 24-04-14, 10:36 PM
Re: Just a joke - by slimwilly - 24-04-14, 10:40 PM
Re: Just a joke - by unfazed - 27-04-14, 08:04 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Grahamm - 27-04-14, 09:41 PM
Re: Just a joke - by mark - 27-04-14, 10:21 PM
Re: Just a joke - by stet - 12-12-17, 10:11 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Dudeofrude - 12-12-17, 10:56 PM
Re: Just a joke - by stet - 13-12-17, 12:59 AM
Re: Just a joke - by stet - 13-12-17, 01:50 AM
Re: Just a joke - by tommyardin - 13-12-17, 10:39 AM
Re: Just a joke - by tommyardin - 13-12-17, 10:42 AM
Re: Just a joke - by tommyardin - 13-12-17, 10:45 AM
Re: Just a joke - by tommyardin - 13-12-17, 10:52 AM
Re: Just a joke - by tommyardin - 13-12-17, 11:01 AM
Re: Just a joke - by tommyardin - 13-12-17, 11:07 AM
Re: Just a joke - by tommyardin - 13-12-17, 11:11 AM
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Re: Just a joke - by tommyardin - 13-12-17, 11:28 AM
Re: Just a joke - by agricola - 13-12-17, 06:36 PM
Re: Just a joke - by stet - 07-02-18, 01:26 PM
Re: Just a joke - by celticbiker - 07-02-18, 09:43 PM
Re: Just a joke - by stet - 08-02-18, 01:38 AM
Re: Just a joke - by stet - 21-02-18, 12:50 AM
Re: Just a joke - by stet - 26-02-18, 10:03 PM
Re: Just a joke - by DILLIGAFF - 05-03-18, 01:14 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Grahamm - 17-03-18, 01:56 AM
Re: Just a joke - by HarryHornby - 17-03-18, 08:36 AM
Re: Just a joke - by Grahamm - 17-03-18, 08:49 PM
Re: Just a joke - by dazza - 17-03-18, 10:39 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Oldgit - 19-03-18, 12:27 PM
Re: Just a joke - by tommyardin - 19-03-18, 05:46 PM
Re: Just a joke - by robbo - 19-03-18, 08:00 PM
Re: Just a joke - by tommyardin - 19-03-18, 10:22 PM
Re: Just a joke - by tommyardin - 20-03-18, 04:08 PM
Re: Just a joke - by robbo - 20-03-18, 06:33 PM
Re: Just a joke - by YamFazFan - 20-03-18, 08:26 PM
Re: Just a joke - by robbo - 23-03-18, 07:44 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Jamieg285 - 26-03-18, 01:29 PM
Re: Just a joke - by mtread - 16-07-18, 07:35 PM
Re: Just a joke - by DILLIGAFF - 22-07-18, 08:49 AM
Re: Just a joke - by darrsi - 25-01-19, 06:48 AM
Re: Just a joke - by coffee - 26-01-19, 09:24 PM
Re: Just a joke - by robbo - 26-01-19, 10:39 PM
Re: Just a joke - by coffee - 30-01-19, 09:58 PM
Re: Just a joke - by tommyardin - 30-01-19, 10:41 PM
Re: Just a joke - by celticdog - 30-01-19, 11:16 PM
Re: Just a joke - by robbo - 30-01-19, 11:19 PM
Re: Just a joke - by celticdog - 31-01-19, 08:37 AM
Re: Just a joke - by Tippon - 18-02-19, 12:46 AM
Re: Just a joke - by Oldgit - 18-02-19, 12:26 PM
Re: Just a joke - by coffee - 18-02-19, 05:42 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Dudeofrude - 18-02-19, 08:46 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Tippon - 01-03-19, 08:16 PM
Re: Just a joke - by unfazed - 02-03-19, 06:57 PM
Re: Just a joke - by coffee - 09-03-19, 10:35 PM
Re: Just a joke - by noggythenog - 09-03-19, 11:01 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 30-08-13, 02:59 PM
Re: Just a joke - by snapper - 30-08-13, 03:41 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Ebme Geek - 30-08-13, 03:56 PM
Re: Just a joke - by BBROWN1664 - 30-08-13, 04:28 PM
Re: Just a joke - by dazza - 30-08-13, 04:44 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 31-08-13, 05:09 PM
Re: Just a joke - by rustyrider - 31-08-13, 06:38 PM
Re: Just a joke - by unfazed - 31-08-13, 07:12 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 31-08-13, 08:38 PM
Re: Just a joke - by dr bong - 01-09-13, 01:25 AM
Re: Just a joke - by Ebme Geek - 02-09-13, 03:33 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 02-09-13, 03:48 PM
Re: Just a joke - by ChristoT - 02-09-13, 03:54 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Lazarus - 02-09-13, 08:29 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 02-09-13, 10:23 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Dead Eye - 02-09-13, 10:40 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 02-09-13, 11:45 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 02-09-13, 11:50 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 02-09-13, 11:51 PM
Re: Just a joke - by unfazed - 28-10-13, 11:10 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 30-10-13, 12:58 AM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 31-10-13, 11:35 PM
Re: Just a joke - by unfazed - 01-11-13, 12:19 AM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 06-12-13, 05:26 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 06-12-13, 05:32 PM
Re: Just a joke - by unfazed - 06-12-13, 06:03 PM
Re: Just a joke - by BBROWN1664 - 06-12-13, 06:31 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 06-12-13, 06:58 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 06-12-13, 07:41 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 06-12-13, 07:43 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 06-12-13, 09:00 PM
Re: Just a joke - by nick crisp - 07-12-13, 10:16 AM
Re: Just a joke - by slimwilly - 07-12-13, 10:46 AM
Re: Just a joke - by Dead Eye - 07-12-13, 11:26 AM
Re: Just a joke - by caretaker - 07-12-13, 09:59 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 13-12-13, 01:48 PM
Re: Just a joke - by unfazed - 13-12-13, 02:57 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Grahamm - 13-12-13, 09:04 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Captain Haddock - 16-12-13, 08:24 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Gary - 17-12-13, 09:35 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 17-12-13, 11:32 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 18-12-13, 09:47 AM
Re: Just a joke - by slimwilly - 19-12-13, 09:08 AM
Re: Just a joke - by unfazed - 19-12-13, 01:07 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Yammi - 19-12-13, 03:41 PM
Re: Just a joke - by Ebme Geek - 19-12-13, 03:54 PM
Re: Just a joke - by lew600fazer - 24-12-13, 04:31 PM
Re: Just a joke - by slimwilly - 25-12-13, 09:27 AM
Re: Just a joke - by Gary - 05-03-14, 08:15 PM
Re: Just a joke - by demic77 - 05-03-14, 09:25 PM
Re: Just a joke - by darrsi - 06-03-14, 11:01 PM
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