17-12-13, 11:32 PM
It was Christmas Eve and a couple were doing last minute shopping in a large Department Store, when the husband disappears. The women calls her husbands mobile, "where are you?" He replies, "Darling, do you remember that quaint little jewellery shop we went into about 5 years ago and you fell in love with that beautiful drop diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, but I promised you one day I'd buy it for you?" Her eyes filled with tears, "yes, I remember" she gulped. "Well, I'm in the Pub next door to that."
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