Just a joke

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First Christmas Joke                   

Three men died on Christmas Eve and                    were met by Saint Peter at the pearly                    gates.
'In                    honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each                    possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into                    heaven.'
The                    Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a                    lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he                    said.
'You                    may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter                    said.
The                    Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of                    keys. He shook them and said, 'They're                    bells.'
Saint                    Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly                    gates'.
The                    Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets                    and finally pulled out a pair of women's                    panties.
St.                    Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,                    'And just what do those                    symbolize?'
The                    paddy replied, 'These are                    Carols.'
And                    So The Christmas                  Season
Begins......