07-12-13, 09:59 PM
a new zoo keeper starts work and is told to feed the birds but not to mix the feeds up as this could prove fatal. unfortunately, he gives parrot food to the rare south african finch and it dies. zookeeper panics, picks up the dead finch and throws it in to the lion cage to dispose of the evidence. next day, he is given the job of cleaning out the chimp enclosure. when his back was turned, some chimps nick his bottle of bleach and drink it between them, then promptly drop dead due to chemical poisoning. again the zookeeper throws them into the lion cage. next day he is given the task of gathering honey from the beehives but he doesnt put his suit on properly, gets stung and starts swiping at the bees buzzing around him. he swats them with his hand to stun them then stamps on them as they hit the floor, ending up with a pile of squashed bees. he sweeps them up and as usual, chucks them in the lion cage. the following day a new lion is brought in as a mate to the old lion. the new lion walks up to the old feller and says "hello mate, i'm the new lion. whats the food like in here?" the old lion replies, "it's not bad. these last few days i've had finch, chimps and mushy bees."