Just a joke

[nick crisp]

He was in ecstasy.
A smile on his face as his girlfriend moved forwards then backwards.
Forwards then backwards.

Back and forth, back and forth.
In and out, in and out.



Her heart was pounding faster, her face grew flushed.




She grunted, moaned, rolled her eyes, then finally let out an almighty scream.......













"I can't park this f*****g car! You do it, you smug b*****d!"