06-11-13, 01:10 AM
And so the bike now has a name.
Me and the lady friend had a running joke about a fictional 'other woman' called Polly.
Then I got a new bike and started spending an inordinate amount of time fiddling with her and riding her... ahem...
So now the bike IS the fictional other woman. The bike is called Polly.
For example:
Her: "What are you doing tonight Dear?"
Me: "I'm going to fiddle with Polly's headlights and then ride her like Seabiscuit until the sun goes down. Dear"
...
Me and the lady friend had a running joke about a fictional 'other woman' called Polly.
Then I got a new bike and started spending an inordinate amount of time fiddling with her and riding her... ahem...
So now the bike IS the fictional other woman. The bike is called Polly.
For example:
Her: "What are you doing tonight Dear?"
Me: "I'm going to fiddle with Polly's headlights and then ride her like Seabiscuit until the sun goes down. Dear"
...
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