30-10-13, 12:58 AM
The fattest knight at King Arthur's court was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I wondered why the football kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
A midget fortune-teller escaped from prison. The police are looking for a small medium at large.
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
Shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Definition of a will: a dead giveaway.
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I wondered why the football kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
A midget fortune-teller escaped from prison. The police are looking for a small medium at large.
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
Shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Definition of a will: a dead giveaway.
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?