27-10-13, 11:09 AM
Yup the tres are deffo real.as is the alcohol hic.have got on the habit of drinking endless cocktails then jumping in the pool, finding some horrible Russian who's basking( it's nicely sparsely populated this tom of year) then swimming around him while I relieve myself. Got caught out yesterday but only because i didntrealis pooh floats ho foc in ho :-) I'm a bit pissed now in truth but then it is midday, and when alls said and done the English have a reputation to uphold abroad, I'm doing my level best. ah, time for the loo, gotta go. 