21-10-13, 10:10 AM
lol grreat stuff blokes. mark twains is one of my favourites, and very good advice in fact.
not a saying as such, but i remember reading a road test in streetfighters about a spondon special, and when the bloke was descibing the frame he said " i havnt seen a swinging arm like that since the drummer in def leppard did a drum solo".
and during a road test for bike magazine where we took the sports litre bikes to the nurburgring and i was chasing ducati 1098 riding rupert paul on the gixxer thou as he repeatedly nearly got wiped out by a german in a porsche, i wrote "i was sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop.." and they printed it.
you just cant beat innapropraite humour can ya..
not a saying as such, but i remember reading a road test in streetfighters about a spondon special, and when the bloke was descibing the frame he said " i havnt seen a swinging arm like that since the drummer in def leppard did a drum solo".
and during a road test for bike magazine where we took the sports litre bikes to the nurburgring and i was chasing ducati 1098 riding rupert paul on the gixxer thou as he repeatedly nearly got wiped out by a german in a porsche, i wrote "i was sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop.." and they printed it.
you just cant beat innapropraite humour can ya..