16-10-13, 04:32 AM
Two men standing in a queue, both with black eyes. One said to the other. "How did you get that mate"? "Well I went to buy a train ticket and got a bit distracted by the lady serving me, she had lovely tits and instead of asking for a return to Birmingham I ended up saying bosom. How did you get yours"?
"That's unbelievable", he said, "the same thing happened to me, I was having tea with my wife and I meant to say...Can you pass me the salt please but I ended up saying...You ruined my life you fat ugly cunt.
"That's unbelievable", he said, "the same thing happened to me, I was having tea with my wife and I meant to say...Can you pass me the salt please but I ended up saying...You ruined my life you fat ugly cunt.