15-10-13, 08:17 PM
Some corkers here, but 113 posts in and no-ones mentioned this peach? 
It's St George's Day, and a Welshman, Scotsman and an Irishman are in a pub when an Englishman bursts in and shouts "Drinks all round barman, we're having a toast! My son was born today, and being a true Englishman I've named him George!"
Welshman turns and says "Congratulations! My lad was born on St David's Day and being A true Welshman I named him David."
Scotsman says "Funny you should say that, my lad was born on St Andrew's Day and being A true Scot I named him Andrew."
Irishman says "Bejeesus this is a coincidence! Wait 'til I get home and tell our Pancake!"
It's St George's Day, and a Welshman, Scotsman and an Irishman are in a pub when an Englishman bursts in and shouts "Drinks all round barman, we're having a toast! My son was born today, and being a true Englishman I've named him George!"
Welshman turns and says "Congratulations! My lad was born on St David's Day and being A true Welshman I named him David."
Scotsman says "Funny you should say that, my lad was born on St Andrew's Day and being A true Scot I named him Andrew."
Irishman says "Bejeesus this is a coincidence! Wait 'til I get home and tell our Pancake!"
Broken, bruised, forgotten, sore,
too fucked up to care any more.
too fucked up to care any more.