At a random guess i'd say putting the bike on the sidestand and checking the oil is like someone serving you a pint with the glass at 45 degrees........not normal or acceptable behaviour!
Centre stand (on level straight ground)
Start bike
Leave running for 30-45 seconds
Let oil level adjust for a minute
There's your oil level.
If it's above the higher dot......you focced up.
If it's below the lower dot, discard your egg from your beloved cup and with 50% shots of oil top up as required and repeat the above steps until you are happy.
Clean egg cup with non poisonous cleaning stuff, ie: Fairy Liquid......rinse thoroughly......then reinsert egg and carry on with breakfast......apologising to soldiers for the delay!
It takes a lot quicker to do than it took me to write this, bearing in mind i was on my own mission at zero dark thirty last night and got home around 3.30am. :b
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