Trailer trash - towing behind a Fazer

[noggythenog]

The only car i ever owned.


I didnt have a licence @ 16 when my pa bought it for me as it was to encourage me to pass. After my dad saw me tryin to replace the fuel guage senser without drainin the tank ( i kid u not) and gettin short shrift and a bollokin i thought a couple of days later i'd take it fer a spin with no licence/tax/mot/ins when pa was down't pub't.  We lived nr countryside so of i tootles feelin really .......... ADULT hehe.  I ended up christo'ing it on a wee corner carryin too much speed and rolled it into a ditch. I WOZ LUKKY. needles to say i just fucked off thankful i wasn't injured ( i did clunk clik). Told me dad i flogged it. He still dont know so foccin shushh.

He he Exup...Classic tale!!!...& you still havent told him....im no different....i got airborne off a humpback bridge in my Nova with all my mates crammed in it after we seen the 5'0 & their brake lights come on as though to turn & make after us..carried too much speed into the tight corner & went sideways round it...almost controlled it but ended up in the ditch & just dinged the wing, stalled of course :rolleyes ...anyways after hiding it in a back street & going to the pub til the coast was clear i tootles back home...after picking out weeds & mud from the wing...what did i tell my old man...some twat bashed into it when i was in Safeway car park :evil


He still goes on about his 6 man tent being missing....still havent told him it went up in smoke at T in the Park festival 10 years ago!!! :lol